Thursday, May 29, 2008

You might be Taliban if...

You might be Taliban if....

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection
to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

ok i'll bite: Anyone Who Didn't Already Know Hillary Was A Sociopath Is A Dolt

Ooooh, Hillary mentioned RFK's assassination, and the mainstream
media (along with many established bloggers) are atwitter. Hillary's
a sociopath! She has a dark soul!

This is the woman who ran for NY senator after never living there,
tried to secretively and single-handedly socialize one seventh of the
nation's GNP, lied repeatedly and egregiously about her husband's
adultery, approvingly looked on as he lied about his own adultery/
exploitation of a White House intern, tacitly approved of and
probably directed the harassment of various inconvenient parties,
fired the travel office just b/c she could, and kissed Arafat's
wife. Among other things. Up to this point, however, she was either
"the smartest woman in the world" or at least a viable Democrat
candidate.

Fast forward to yesterday when she made the comment that historically
presidential nominations were up in the air through June, referencing
the RFK's June assassination at the height of his campaign. The
idiot media jackals (as well as many bloggers who should know better)
pounce on this as evidence of her shriveled soul. Errr, we had
copious evidence of Hillary's shriveledness already. A brief
recitation of indisputable fact is one of the least harmful things
this woman has done.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Announcing Cyber Comment

Got the finishing touches done to my manual approval process. So I'm announcing the blog over here and how to post to it today. We'll just wait and see what happens, whether it catches on.