You might be Taliban if...

You might be Taliban if....

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection
to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs.